{"id":337,"date":"2007-01-25T02:02:02","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T09:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/estounanet.com\/blog\/?p=337"},"modified":"2007-02-06T03:04:50","modified_gmt":"2007-02-06T10:04:50","slug":"flash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"Flash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eram 17:30 ontem quando conduzia na autoestrada de volta para casa&#8230; Ia a ouvir um grande som depois de mais um dia de trabalho&#8230;estava distra\u00eddo, descansado, tranquilo, a pensar em cenas&#8230;na boa \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>PUFFFFFFFFFFF&#8230;<\/strong> De repente sinto um flash! Olho para o espelho retrovisor, l\u00e1 estava na berma da estrada um carro encostado&#8230;olho para o veloc\u00edmetro, 140 e picos km\/h&#8230;acho eu&#8230;qual o limite? Resposta f\u00e1cil, 120&#8230;<\/p>\n<table style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #666666; font-family: Verdana; height: 327px\" width=\"302\" align=\"center\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.easy-poll.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"polls\" src=\"http:\/\/www.easy-poll.com\/sonda.gif\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><strong>O que representou aquele flash ?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Multa! Paga e n\u00e3o bufa: [0-50 \u20ac].<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Multa! Paga e n\u00e3o bufa: [51 &#8211; 100 \u20ac].<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Multa! Paga e n\u00e3o bufa: [+ 100 \u20ac].<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"3\" \/><\/td>\n<td>A J\u00e1nilde a enviar uma mensagem telep\u00e1tica!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"4\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Um rel\u00e2mpago!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"5\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Paran\u00f3ia&#8230;vai-te tratar.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><input style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-width: 0px\" type=\"radio\" name=\"sonda_reply\" value=\"6\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Extraterrestres<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" colspan=\"2\">Vota\u00e7\u00e3o conclu\u00edda<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Se n\u00e3o me rir com estas coisas desato a chorar n\u00e9!ehehe<\/p>\n<p>Bjs e abra\u00e7os<\/p>\n<p>LM<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eram 17:30 ontem quando conduzia na autoestrada de volta para casa&#8230; Ia a ouvir um grande som depois de mais um dia de trabalho&#8230;estava distra\u00eddo, descansado, tranquilo, a pensar em cenas&#8230;na boa \ud83d\ude42 PUFFFFFFFFFFF&#8230; De repente sinto um flash! Olho para o espelho retrovisor, l\u00e1 estava na berma da estrada um carro encostado&#8230;olho para o veloc\u00edmetro, 140 e picos km\/h&#8230;acho eu&#8230;qual o limite? Resposta f\u00e1cil, 120&#8230; O que representou aquele flash ? Multa! Paga e n\u00e3o bufa: [0-50 \u20ac]. Multa! Paga e n\u00e3o bufa: [51 &#8211; 100 \u20ac]. Multa! Paga e n\u00e3o bufa: [+ 100 \u20ac]. A J\u00e1nilde a enviar uma mensagem telep\u00e1tica! Um rel\u00e2mpago! Paran\u00f3ia&#8230;vai-te tratar. Extraterrestres Vota\u00e7\u00e3o conclu\u00edda Se n\u00e3o me rir com estas coisas desato a chorar n\u00e9!ehehe Bjs e abra\u00e7os LM<\/p>\n<a class=\"more-link\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/?p=337\">[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-belgica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/estounanet.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}